Steve Mitchell

Italian football freelancer whose ambition is to ghost-write the autobiography of Christian Spampatti.

Contact: @barafundler

Steve Mitchell's articles

Juan Mata to become parking attendant at Man United when he retires ​

/ Football / 13 hours ago

Revealed: Why Tom Cruise is at EVERY sports event this summer ​

/ Football / 1 week ago

Southgate prepares England stars for post-Germany pizza ads ​

/ Euros / 1 month ago

Behind the scenes of Spurs’ shambolic search for a new manager ​

/ Football / 1 month ago

England plan Gazza Dentist’s Chair celebration ahead of Scotland game ​

/ Euros / 1 month ago

Wally with the Brolly: Croatia to present England with bronze umbrella ​

/ Euros / 2 months ago

England fans

Another blow for Alexander-Arnold as hotel refuses to re-book holiday ​

/ Euros / 2 months ago

Willock goal streak shows Newcastle striker flops how it’s done ​

/ Football / 2 months ago

Nul Points: The singing footballers who would even embarrass Eurovision ​

/ Football / 2 months ago

Taking it lying down: How to find the perfect player to lie behind a wall ​

/ Football / 3 months ago

Abramovich offers to host Champions League final on private yacht ​

/ Football / 3 months ago

United exec Woodward forced to deny he’s Line of Duty ‘H’ ​

/ Football / 3 months ago

Exclusive: Euro Sh*te League planned to rival new Super League ​

/ Champions League / 3 months ago

Revealed: Lazio fans plan to rig I’m a Celeb Italy win for Gazza ​

/ Football / 4 months ago

Football’s red-hot favourites who fell at the final fence

/ Cheltenham Festival / 5 months ago

Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard plans to manage both Rangers and Liverpool next season ​

/ Football / 5 months ago

United sign Gok Wan to upstage Pep’s touchline fashion crimes ​

/ Football / 5 months ago

Pele: ‘I might have lost scoring record – but I’ll always have Viagra’ ​

/ Football / 5 months ago

Gareth Bale Tottenham Hotspur Royal Antwerp October 2020

Gareth Bale can still be useful for Spurs – here’s how ​

/ Football / 5 months ago

REVEALED: Karius’s secret masterplan behind Alisson’s poor Liverpool form ​

/ Football / 6 months ago

aaron-ramsey

Serie A stars reveal how Aaron Ramsey can save his Juventus career

/ Football / 6 months ago

Revealed: How Danny Drinkwater injured himself in a swimming pool ​

/ Football / 6 months ago

Liverpool lodge appeal to play final 6 seconds of United first-half ​

/ Football / 6 months ago

Dear Diary: Chris Smalling’s action-packed week pre Rome derby revealed ​

/ Football / 6 months ago