Steve Mitchell

Italian football freelancer whose ambition is to ghost-write the autobiography of Christian Spampatti.

Contact: @barafundler

Steve Mitchell's articles

Church bell-ringers begin double-shifts in effort to end Rubiales’ mother protest

/ Football News / 4 weeks ago

England Womens World Cup stars wary of ‘Cursed Kane’ trophy jinx

/ Football News / 1 month ago

Premier League Predictions: Here’s what Paddy expects to happen in 2023/24

/ Football News / 2 months ago

Martial ‘fuming’ after being pranked into signing for Al-Ka Seltzer

/ Football News / 2 months ago

Revealed: Wimbledon chiefs secret plan for Federer to beat Djokovic

/ Tennis / 3 months ago

Arsenal fan with Declan Rice tattoo to sue club if transfer collapses

/ Football News / 3 months ago

UEFA give Inter three goal start just to make Champions League Final interesting

/ Football News / 4 months ago

Met Office warns United & City fans against wearing parkas for Cup Final

/ Football News / 4 months ago

Neymar’s yacht blocks Manchester shipping canal as United transfer rumours swirl

/ Football News / 4 months ago

Ancelotti eyebrow raised permanently after Man City smash Real Madrid

/ Champions League / 4 months ago

Massimo Taibi to make shock return to Man United as ‘safe pair of hands’

/ Football News / 5 months ago

Chelsea & Tottenham use AI to build robot managers for next season

/ Football News / 5 months ago

FA request Man City play Sheffield United blindfolded in Cup semi-final

/ Football News / 5 months ago

Man United consider Steve Bruce return amid defensive injury crisis

/ Football News / 6 months ago

Man United v Everton: Casemiro hologram to start in midfield

/ Football News / 6 months ago

Golden hairdryer added to Sir Alex Ferguson Premier League Hall of Fame exhibition

/ Football News / 6 months ago

Mr Blobby to sing England national anthem v Ukraine

/ Football News / 6 months ago

Howard Webb - Tyson Fury - Aleksandar Mitrovic

Howard Webb to fight Aleksandar Mitrovic on the Fury-Usyk undercard

/ Football News / 6 months ago

Liverpool to field 2005 Istanbul team in second leg v Real Madrid

/ Champions League / 7 months ago

Man United value plummets to ten quid after 7-0 Liverpool beating

/ Football News / 7 months ago

Big Sam – The Musical! Auditions open for show about 67-day England stint

/ Football News / 7 months ago

Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard living together ahead of taking Leeds job

/ Football News / 7 months ago

Chelsea file incorrect team sheet three times ahead of Fulham clash

/ Football News / 8 months ago

Duncan Ferguson’s 24-hour kebab rampage after taking over vegan Forest Green

/ Football News / 8 months ago