Steve Mitchell

Italian football freelancer whose ambition is to ghost-write the autobiography of Christian Spampatti.

Contact: @barafundler

Steve Mitchell's articles

The worst foreign XI the Premier League has ever seen

/ Football / 3 hours ago

Paddy Power’s five most memorable Panenkas of all time

/ Football / 3 days ago

Where’s Sulley Muntari? Five greats who crossed the Milan Derby divide

/ Football / 1 week ago

Is it humanly possible to make Formula One exciting?

/ Formula 1 / 1 week ago

Five alternative goal celebrations we’d love to see this weekend

/ Football / 2 weeks ago

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Dirty Derbies: Five of the tastiest smash-ups in world soccerball

/ Football / 3 weeks ago

Five football faces we’d love to see stuck on bog roll

/ Football / 3 weeks ago

The hardest b**tards to ever play for either Man United or Liverpool

/ Football / 4 weeks ago

Manchester v Liverpool – football aside, which is actually better?

/ Football / 1 month ago

The Day Fergie nearly shit himself and other balloon related incidents in football

/ Football / 1 month ago

Fiery Red Heads: Five ginger managers Paul Scholes can learn something from

/ Football / 1 month ago

You fat b*stard! Paddy’s portly XI of our favourite footballing tubsters

/ Football / 1 month ago

Football’s loser loans: Here’s 5 panic buys that backfired badly

/ Football / 2 months ago

Five excellent ways for managers to punish their under-performing players

/ Football / 2 months ago

Five small players who grew into Manchester United giants

/ Football / 2 months ago

Five things Aaron Ramsey will have to get used to playing for Juventus

/ Football / 2 months ago

Friends re-united? Why Sarri and Higuain have unfinished business

/ Football / 2 months ago

Paddy Power’s five worst dressed football pundits of all time

/ Football / 3 months ago

Does Aaron Ramsey measure up to past Welsh greats at Juventus?

/ Football / 3 months ago

The five worst football films you’ll see on TV this Christmas

/ Football / 3 months ago

‘Yea, f*ck it I’ll do that.’ Five of the finest footballer product endorsements

/ Football / 3 months ago

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Juventus v Inter: 5 moments of madness that define Derby d’Italia

/ Football / 4 months ago

Fiorentina v Juventus: These Italian giants are the worst of enemies

/ Football / 4 months ago

Four current and former footballers who’d be perfect for panto

/ Football / 4 months ago