WATCH: Mourinho falls flat on his face while entering Wembley Stadium

No, it's not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Oh dear. Poor Jose. Things just aren’t going his way at the moment.

On top of all the Paul Pogba chatter and his team being absolutely rubbish to watch, he’s only gone and swan-dived onto what looks like a concrete floor while attempting to jump over a rope at Wembley Stadium.

Thankfully, a resourceful passerby was there to film the action, which was then dutifully shared on social media.

Not that we want to exult in someone else’s humiliation, but: LOL.

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