Everton have announced singer Rod Stewart will be picking the club’s new manager out of a tombola.
Owner Farhad Moshiri said the names of a dozen managerial candidates had been written on scraps of paper and placed inside the tombola following yesterday’s sacking of Frank Lampard.
The decision to allow an ageing glam rocker to pick Everton’s new boss out of a slowly revolving drum was reached during a late-night board meeting involving the likes of Moshiri, Bill Kenwright and Graeme Sharp.
The draw will take place this evening which fans can watch via a live stream on the club’s official website.
We caught up with Stewart in a social club near Goodison ahead of tonight’s managerial raffle and the Da Ya Think I’m Sexy singer was in good spirits.
‘This might be the most sensible recruitment process Everton have had in 10-years’, the 78-year-old crooner told Paddy Power News.
‘There are some hard b*stards in that tombola. Big Dunc, Sean Dyche, Rooney, Big Sam’.
‘Maybe they should’ve let them have a Royal Rumble instead and the last man standing gets the job?’
When asked who he’d like to see in the Everton hot seat, Stewart admitted:
‘I hope I pick out Sean Dyche because his voice is nice and raspy like mine’.
‘I could imagine him belting out Maggie May after a few pints of Carling down the Royal British Legion on karaoke night’.
Meanwhile, former Toffees boss Rafa Benitez has thrown his hat in the ring after admitting he has some ‘unfinished business’ at the Merseyside club.
‘It’s true, I would like to go back there and finish what I started with Everton… relegation from the Premier League’.
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‘Just give me a three-year deal and let me re-sign Salomón Rondón, I guarantee we’ll be in League Two in no time’.
‘At least we’d head into a Merseyside derby with Tranmere as slight favourites for once’.
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