Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has been found in the front garden of Liverpool full-back Konstantinos Tsimikas STILL celebrating his sides equaliser from their 4-1 win over the weekend, over 48 hours after it happened.
Described as “disrespectful” by several pundits and journalists for the way he cheered directly in the face of the Liverpool substitute who was simply minding his own business wondering what to have for lunch, the multi-decorated Spanish coach has taken things to a whole new level by getting a taxi to the house of the Greek defender and taking a sh*t on his front lawn, before continuing the wild celebrations with his celebrity friends.
“We’ve had Blue Moon, Wonderwall and Roll With It on repeat for two days straight now and there are inflatable bananas all over the neighbourhood. When will it end?” asked a concerned neighbour.
“I don’t know what’s going on exactly, but Curly Watts and Nicky Weaver joined the shenanigans in the early hours of Sunday morning and that is when things got out of control.
Rumours in the local Facebook community group suggest Tsimikas even caught him taking a shower in his house.
“Pep point-blank refused to break eye contact during the episode and proceeded to tell him that Paella is better than Taramasalata in every way,” one commenter suggested.
Paddy Power News understands noise complaints were made to the local council before the police eventually arrived at the scene.
“We haven’t seen these levels of disrespect since Jack Grealish got absolutely battered and started slagging of Miguel Almiron,” one of the officers on the scene said.
Indeed, the authorities admit to being “stumped” by the ex-Barcelona boss’ fixation on Liverpool’s reserve left-back.
“I can’t remember an incident like this since Keith Curle spent the four days sitting in a tree outside John Jensen’s house, squawking like a bird to try and ruin the Danish midfielders sleep pattern for no discernible reason,” our source continued.
While life remains peachy at Manchester City, the same cannot be said for local rivals Manchester United who appear to have fallen apart since winning the Carabao Cup.
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Following their 2-0 defeat at the hands of Newcastle, president of the Manchester United Supporters Club has penned an angry letter demanding the Glazers are removed from the club with immediate effect, blaming the American owners for the fact 3,000 United fans had to walk up 9 million steps to get to the away section at St James’ Park.
“There were only 37 steps before the Glazers came to our club. Now when we go to the north-east, it’s like walking an upward marathon. Enough is enough, the Glazers have got to go” said the letter.
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