Man United

Nickname: The Red Devils

Founded: 1878

Ground: Old Trafford (74,994)

Major Honours: 20 – English top tier, 12 – FA Cup, 5 – League Cup, 3 – European Cup/Champions League, 1 – Europa League, 1 – Cup Winners’ Cup

You won’t catch us saying that the vast majority of the people inside Old Trafford on any given Saturday are prawn sandwich-eating tourists who are more interested in the gift shop than the latest prospects in the club’s academy. And you definitely won’t catch us saying that, these days, United is more a PLC than a football club. Nope. Absolutely not.