Crystal Palace

Nickname: The Eagles

Founded: 1905

Ground: Selhurst Park (26,309)

Major Honours: none

Some people will claim that turning Palace into an established Premier League team in recent years is the Eagles board’s most notable achievement.

But, in fact, the most truly remarkable feat undertaken by Steve Parish and co is to have hired Neil Warnock, Ian Holloway, Tony Pulis, Alan Pardew and Sam Allardyce within a ten-year period, and yet still maintain the will to live. Truly inspiring stuff, lads.