English fans have suffered enough in Germany (yes, really) – so we’re stepping in to help banish the bombardment of what ifs and restore balance to their footballing universe by creating the England Blocker for your web browser.
Brace yourself for sweet relief with our shield from the tsunami of news coverage about ANOTHER one that got away and silence mentions of Southgate and his squad by removing them entirely from your social feed.
The England Blocker is a Google Chrome web browser extension designed to protect fans and erase all evidence of England’s downfall after Southgate & Co. failed to end 58 years of hurt last night.
With just a few taps, the England Blocker becomes your personal guardian, meticulously eradicating all evidence of what occurred in Germany from your digital world.
The plug-in is available free of charge to download from the Google Chrome Web Store.
In addition to shielding football fans from further pain in their news feeds, it also blanks back-tracking from pundits who flip-flopped on their support of Southgate, as the ‘ England Blocker ’ can be enabled to blank out Tweets too.
By utilising advanced algorithms, the plug-in identifies and filters out search terms associated with the squad, ensuring that headlines, tweets and showboating don’t clog up the news feeds.
* The England Blocker is available free of charge and can be downloaded from the Chrome Web Store today!
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