Ok, so the finance nerds are not happy with me. I’ve ‘lost it’ apparently. Again.
‘It’s annual ‘Cheltenham fever’. He comes down with it around this time of year. He doesn’t think straight and he gets recklessly munificent’, I hear them whisper from behind their spreadsheets.
Munificent?? I don’t even know what that means!
Anyway, there’s nothing more I take pleasure from than pissing off finance. What’s bad for those spreadsheet loving geeks is good news for our punters. And another happy customer landed himself in the money again after finding our latest cash drop of £20k sitting contentedly in his account this week.
Cameron from London, was bleary eyed in work when he logged on to find a nice little Cheltenham surprise:
“I was half asleep just at my desk. Something told me to log into my account and check what bets I had on. I saw my balance and couldn’t believe it. I was in shock. I genuinely started rubbing my eyes to make sure I was seeing right.
I checked to see if one of my bets had won and none of them had so I didn’t know what was going on. I tried to withdraw it thinking it just wouldn’t go through but it did. And then Paddy got onto me so then I knew it was legit. I thought it might have been a prank. Thankfully it’s not, and I can buy myself a well needed new wardrobe and a trip to Miami. And also have a good party this weekend!”
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