Black Friday is upon us again, and as a result so are the vaguely saddening clips of pugnacious American house-husbands and housewives punching children in the mouth in order to ensure they get that deal on 20 quid off a pair of bespoke shoulder-pads.
But we’ve come up with something better.
Namely, giving you amazing deals without having to leave the comfort of your own home, office or basement gaming/masturbation pit. And so we welcome you to Green Friday!
From 9am today, there will be offers on the hour every hour until 7.00pm. But be a bit sharpish like – they won’t last long.
These huge enhancements will span football, racing, rugby, NFL, and anything else that might make the Paddy Power trading boffins excited to the point of ordering a brand new set of Gordon Gekko-themed abaci. Unfortunately we can’t reveal yet exactly what the offers are, but trust us, they’re pretty tasty.
Deals! Deals! Deals!
(Deals!)
Here’s what we’ve lined up so far:
Head over to PaddyPower.com for all the latest Green Friday dealsGreen Friday Price Enhancements – Terms and Conditions
Max €/£20 stake per customer per enhanced offer
Offers apply to single bets only
Bets placed on enhanced offers do not qualify for MBS promotions
Offers are on a first come first served basis and are available for a limited time only
Bets placed with free bets will not qualify for these offers
Offers do not apply to bets placed in shops
Paddy Power reserves the right in its discretion to exclude and/or limit the availability of the offer to certain customers
Paddy Power reserves the right to change the terms or availability of these offers at any time
The full terms and conditions of Paddy Power also apply to these offers