There are plenty of reasons to dislike Danny Simpson – most of which we’re not legally permitted to discuss – but Paddy Power are giving you a reason to celebrate if he scores against Arsenal, by massively enhancing the odds.

Usually a 45/1 shot to score anytime, we’re ramping it up to 180/1 for the trip to Arsenal, for one very simple reason: he’s never scored in any of his previous Premier League matches!

The goal-shy right back has turned out 179 times for Manchester United, Blackburn Rovers, Newcastle, QPR and Leicester in the Premier League, and has hit the back of the net, precisely ZERO times! He’s officially the Premier League’s least likely goal scorer, but we believe in Danny, and we’re offering a massive enhancement on him to break his goalless streak on Friday against Arsenal.

In celebration of his 180th League game, we’ve enhanced his anytime goal scorer price to a whopping 180/1

YOU BEAUTY!

To take advantage of this optimistic offer, simply follow the link below:

That’s the spirit Mister Nothing-is-forever-and-this-lad-is-bound-to-score-eventually-despite-being-unable-to-hit-a-cow’s-backside-with-a-plucked-string-instrument guy.

T&Cs:  Available Online and Mobile to new and existing cusotmers.  Max £1/€1 bet per person.  Limited bets available.  Applies to pre-match single bets on Danny Simpson to score anytime for Leicester against Arsenal 11/08/2017.  Own Goals don’t count.  Paddy Power football rules apply.  See paddypower.com for full terms and conditions.