By now, you’ll probably have come across the ‘banter era’ Twitter threads.
But if you haven’t we’ll save you the trouble of looking for them:
(Click on the date/time to view the thread)
An account of the banter era of Arsenal Football Club (2006-present)
— Paddy (@VieiraPaddy) August 13, 2017
An account of the banter era of Liverpool F.C. (2010-present)
— Kyran (@lfckyran) August 14, 2017
It set us thinking, why limit this trend to football clubs?
So we fixed our sights on an easy target and let rip with the joyful mischief of a Russian lawyer at an all-you-can-eat White House buffet.
Without further ado, here it is.