So that pillock Donald Trump has actually been sworn in, but there are pros and cons to every President – even him.
And, when you look at it this way, he’s not even that bad. Honest.
And here’s the totally definitive proof, fake news style:
Pro: Has weird expressions.
Con: The weirdest way of expressing himself involves urine.
Pro: You always got the impression Obama really cared.
Pro: Added WMDs to popular parlance
Con: There were no WMDs
Pro: Utterly charming to an international audience.
Con: Too charming to an intern audience.
Pro: Bugged the hell out of Russia by winning the Moon Race
Con: Bugged the hell out of the Watergate complex.
Pro: Duked it out with the big boys and ended wars.
Con: Nuked the hell out of Japan when the war was ending.
Pro: Was the most famous Quaker.
Con: Only the second most famous Hoover.