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Is Donald Trump’s golden moment over? He 20/1 to not be inaugurated

The latest unverified reports may not be true, but that hasn’t stopped us pissing ourselves laughing at them…

Donald Trump

Has Donald Trump’s golden moment over already thanks to, well, er, allegations of another golden moment?

Preparations for The Don’s inauguration have been dealt a blow after an unverified secret Russian dossier was leaked, which reportedly contains lewd footage involving Trump, women, and a shower of the golden variety. Google it!

The latest reports have prompted bookmaker Paddy Power to offer odds of 20/1 for Trump’s historic inauguration on the 20th January to NOT take place.

All the best odds on Donald Trump are on PP.com

The Republican’s love of gold is well-documented so the rumours are hardly surprising – and Paddy Power is also offering odds of 10/1 for the footage to appear on RedTube. Naughty…

Trump has been dogged by scandal-after-scandal since launching his successful presidential bid, but this latest one – revealed by news site Buzzfeed – has a more sinister feel to it thanks to the likelihood of Russian foul play.

It’s all the more damaging given Trump is a stout advocate of improving US-Russia relations, and the bookie has reacted by making Russia the EVS favourite for Trump’s first state visit – although a stay at Moscow’s Ritz Carlton would seem unlikely.

It’s been a bad week for Trump. Several big-name acts including Moby, Elton John, Celine Dion and Kiss have reportedly rejected the incoming President’s invite to perform at his inauguration. Even Charlotte Church has turned down the opportunity.

And the bookie has reacted by pricing up who the next act will be to reject an invite from The Don, with Beyoncé the hot favourite at 3/1. If things get that desperate you can even back X-Factor star Honey-G (100/1) to reject an invite.

When asked about the debacle Paddy Power said: “Talk about p*ssing on The Don’s parade. The Trump rumour mill keeps on rolling, and while these latest reports haven’t been verified they’re sure to seriously dampen spirits in the Trump camp – quite literally.”

Donald Trump Betting Specials

8/1         Trump to be impeached in first 6 months of Presidency
10/1       Golden shower footage to appear on RedTube
14/1       To replace the gold lift in Trump Tower
16/1       To be dumped by Melania in 2017
20/1       Trump NOT to be inaugurated on January 20th
500/1     To paint the entire White House Gold

Trump’s First State Visit

EVS        Russia
4/1         Canada
4/1         Mexico
5/1         Israel
5/1         China
5/1         England

Next Music Act to Reject Trump’s Inauguration

3/1         Beyoncé
5/1         Kanye West
12/1       Calvin Harris
12/1       Adele
14/1       Coldplay
16/1       Guns & Roses
50/1       Little Mix
100/1     Honey G
100/1     Wagner

All Donald Trump Betting Specials can be found here.

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