Day three of Cheltenham and wondering what all the fuss is about?
Have all the “sure things” your da recommended done nothing but lose your fivers?
Well, worry not because at least you don’t have to rely on questionable fatherly advice – I reckon he’s just picking them with a pin in the paper tbh – for your selection in the feature race on Thursday, the Paddy Power Stayers’ Hurdle.
That’s because we’ve got our best and brightest to devise a football personality test that will guide you to the ideal bet for yourself in the day’s biggest race.
You don’t need to know your silks from your stirrups to find the right horse, just answer five questions about the beautiful game and Paddy’s number crunchers will use the most powerful technology known to humankind – okay, it’s a few spreadsheets, but they’re really good ones – to make sure you are matched with the perfect punt on day three.
So, if you’re more into Big Sam than Big Buck’s, answer the following questions and all will be revealed…
Questions
Based on your answers we think your ideal horse for the Paddy Power Stayers’ Hurdle is:
Paisley Park
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Sire Du Berlais
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Flooring Porter
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Fury Road
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Vinndication
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Lisnagar Oscar
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
The Storyteller
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Beacon Edge
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
If The Cap Fits
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Main Fact
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Sam Spinner
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Bacardys
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Lil Rockerfeller
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Reserve Tank
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Younevercall
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
