Day three of Cheltenham and wondering what all the fuss is about?
Have all the “sure things” your da recommended done nothing but lose your fivers?
Well, worry not because at least you don’t have to rely on questionable fatherly advice – I reckon he’s just picking them with a pin in the paper tbh – for your selection in the feature race on Thursday, the Paddy Power Stayers’ Hurdle.
That’s because we’ve got our best and brightest to devise a football personality test that will guide you to the ideal bet for yourself in the day’s biggest race.
You don’t need to know your silks from your stirrups to find the right horse, just answer five questions about the beautiful game and Paddy’s number crunchers will use the most powerful technology known to humankind – okay, it’s a few spreadsheets, but they’re really good ones – to make sure you are matched with the perfect punt on day three.
So, if you’re more into Big Sam than Big Buck’s, answer the following questions and all will be revealed…