If it were still 2009 I’d say “there’s an app for that” and we’d all burst into gales of endless laughter.
But it’s not. It’s 2021, and you’re fed up of your mate after-timing about the other horse he backed “just before the start” when all the tips he told you last week did feck all.
Well, you don’t have to rely on bullsh*tting pals anymore because you can choose your own horse using your football knowledge, thanks to Paddy.
That’s right – you don’t need to know your mares from your geldings to make the right choice on day two.
Just answer five questions about football and Paddy’s awesome algorithmic doodahs will matriculate your info into a match with your perfect punt for the feature race on Wednesday, the Queen Mother Champion Chase.
Okay, it might not be Tinder, but it’s pretty damn good all the same.
So, if you’re more 4-4-2 than 2m4f, Paddy’s daily quiz will guide you to your best bet for day two of Cheltenham 2021 – just answer the following questions and we’ll do the rest…
Questions
Based on your answers we think your ideal horse for the Queen Mother Champion Chase is:
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
