Don’t know if you heard, but apparently, there’s some sort of horse racing thing on this week…
Oh, come off it, we both know it’s only the biggest racing festival on the planet – Cheltenham 2021!
And if you’re not being bombarded with the “expert insight” of your mate who once went to the races for a work night out then you’re having to put up with your ma’s patented “I just like the name” method of picking punts for the four-day racing fest.
Well, Paddy had a brainwave for those out there who would like to get stuck into the annual celebration of all things National Hunt but aren’t sure where to start – how about using your football knowledge to help you make your selections?
All you have to do is answer five questions about football and Paddy’s awesome algorithmic technology will weigh-up your footballing data to match you with your perfect punt.
Honestly, if I press the wrong button on this computer it could launch us into space it’s that powerful.
So if you’re more au fait with offside than off-the-bridle use Paddy’s daily quiz to make your pick in some of the biggest races of the week.
First up, it’s Tuesday’s Champion Hurdle…
Questions
Based on your answers we think your ideal horse for the Champion Hurdle is:
Honeysuckle
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Epatante
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Goshen
You’re clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we’d recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Abacadabras
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Sharjah
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won’t want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Aspire Tower
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Silver Streak
There’s no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you’re looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
James Du Berlais
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do come true.
Saldier
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do come true.
Not So Sleepy
Throwing caution to the wind – we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you’re looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do come true.
