It’s the the world’s greatest race and everyone is looking for a tip for the Grand National.
So if you don’t know your Bechers Brook from your Kelly Brook, our nifty little Cheat Sheet (below) can have you waffling like a native before the tapes go up at 5.15pm on Saturday.
Paddy’s doing his bit by paying the first 6 home each-way, but if you want to see what some of the so-called experts, Paul Ince & Paddy think – and then pass them off as your own tips – feel free. We won’t tell anyone.
Just remember us when you stride into work on Monday morning looking well smug.