See your stock rise as an office hero as you bluff your way through the opening day
Just one sleep to go before the greatest show on turf gets under way at Prestbury Park.
It’s the buzz, the excitement and the ringing-in-sick at work that puts the four-day Cheltenham Festival up there with the best sporting events of the year. And the good news is you don’t have to be a ‘so-called’ expert to enjoy it.
So if you don’t know your Annie Power from your Paddy Power, our cheat sheets are what you’ve been waiting for.
You’ll get to say things like: ‘I think the fast-pace in the opener will suit Min’s running style’ or ‘It’ll take a miracle for Douvan to get beaten in the next’ while people a lot older than you, and probably a lot further up the food chain will nod their heads in agreement.
You, my friend, are 30 seconds away from being an office hero and maybe 24 hours away from that date with the girl in accounts who doesn’t even know your name.
Cheltenham 2016. What a time to be alive ..
