Power Tower’s rocking like a giant bouncy castle we’re all so excited and we’ve got a nifty little piece of kit to help you make the right selection for the big race.
That’s because picking a winner from the 40-strong field frankly seems like searching for the proverbial uneaten sausage roll in Big Sam’s lunchbox – you’re not very likely to find it, are you?
And when you can’t tell a stayer from a stirrup it’s all the harder.
But if you know your football Paddy might just have the answer to who you should back in the big race.
Just answer the five footy questions designed to calculate the perfect match between you and one of the massive field of runners and we’ll provide you with your ideal pick.
So there’s no more sticking a pen in the paper, or picking the one with the funniest name or nicest colours, you can put your faith in the, ahem, science of Paddy’s football quiz and leave the rest to us.
Let’s get stuck in….
Questions
Based on your answers we think your ideal horse for the Grand National is:
Snow Leopardess
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Delta Work
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Any Second Now
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Minella Times
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Escaria Ten
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Eclair Surf
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Longhouse Poet
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Enjoy Dallen
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Fiddlerontheroof
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Run Wild Fred
You're clearly a football thoroughbread, but when it comes to your racing, we'd recommend that you keep things simple and play it safe with one of the favourites.
Burrows Saint
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Mount Ida
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Cloth Cap
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Fortescue
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Santini
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Good Boy Bobby
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Blaklion
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
De Rasher Counter
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Kildisart
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Discorama
Your opinions on football are rock solid, but we get the impression that you won't want to stick to the obvious names when it comes to racing. This horse has a real chance at a decent price.
Noble Yeats
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Mighty Thunder
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Two For Gold
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Coko Beach
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Death Duty
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Anibale Fly
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Dingo Dollar
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Freewheelin Dylan
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Easysland
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Lostintranslation
There's no questioning your opinions on football, and we get the impression that you're looking for a bit of value with an outsider. This horse comes with a big price, but could make a real name for itself on the day.
Brahma Bull
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Samcro
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Top Ville Ben
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Agusta Gold
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Deise Aba
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Poker Party
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Phoenix Way
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Lord Du Mesnil
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Class Conti
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
Domaine De LIsle
Throwing caution to the wind - we love it! When it comes to football and racing, we understand you're looking for glory whatever the price. This horse is an outsider, but you believe in miracles, and miracles do happen.
