Every Manchester United fan wishes it was still 1999, the single greatest year in the club’s history and probably the best season ever by an English club.
Sir Alex Ferguson’s all-conquering Red Devils won the Premiership (ask your dad), The FA Cup and The Champions League.
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Fans of other clubs might not remember it, United supporters don’t mention it much. But rest assured, it really did happen – an unprecedented treble.
It’s a far cry from the current crop of s***e showing up at Old Trafford every week and even the toppest of top reds are at the end of their tether with having to watch Manchester City and Liverpool clean up year after year.
If only they could go back in time
…cue wistful harp playing and a mysterious hooded figure smoking a pipe…
With Liverpool and City cleaning up, Bar 99 provides a safe place for Man Utd fans…
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— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 27, 2022
Get that wet-look gel in your curtains and join Nou Camp hero Teddy Sheringham on a voyage to Paddy’s brand spanking new Bar 99 where you can mingle with the stars of the day and buy a round of drinks for a fiver. 90s drinks, 90s prices!
No, there’s no phone reception (you can play Snake, though). No, Liverpool and City aren’t good. City are actually proper c**p.
But, yes! United are at the top of the tree – as it should be! Hang on, that waiter doesn’t half look like Raimond van der Gouw.
Look! There’s Terry Christian. Oh my god, is that Bez behind the decks? Yes, it very much is, and he’s got all his best Kickers clobber on.
There’s only one Champions League final in town here at Bar 99. In here it’s always the 90s. Strictly no mention of the torture that has been life since 2013.
So come on down, relax, have a vodka Red Bull fishbowl and party like it literally is 1999 all over again and again and again until United stop being absolute pants. Might as well make yourself at home, then.
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