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Manchester United are just not very good anymore. The fans are in uproar, there’s protests going on outside Old Trafford and at the club’s training ground.
It’s just time they accepted the fact that United are now what Liverpool were in the 90s or Leeds in the late 00s. And to help this transition, Paddy’s sent a film crew to a new mindfulness centre helping Reds get their heads around it. You can watch it in full below.
Man Utd just aren't very good anymore.
Our mindfulness centre is helping their fans to adapt…
So, no, it’s not a disgrace that they got pumped 4-1 by Manchester City or 4-0 by Liverpool, it’s to be completely accepted because they are good teams and United just aren’t anymore.
It’s about dragging Red Devils followers out of the 90s and into the 20s. Oasis and the Spice Girls are not at the top of the charts, Freddos are certainly not 10p anymore.
Instead of expecting the team to get better, just lower you expectations.
That’s mindfulness, that.
Laugh all you want at The Spice Boys of ’96 and their white suits but that’s where Man United are now. What next? Joint managers?!
It’s a tough, lengthy process but the centre’s work is not done if anyone leaves the room still thinking United are a good side. There’s a foolproof way to change that, though, any deluded Reds are forced to watch Everton 1-0 Man Utd six more times.
Mindfulness centre helps Man United fans adapt to their team being s***e
Repeat after me: It's not the 90s anymore.
By PP Staff / Football / 1 month ago
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Manchester United are just not very good anymore. The fans are in uproar, there’s protests going on outside Old Trafford and at the club’s training ground.
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It’s just time they accepted the fact that United are now what Liverpool were in the 90s or Leeds in the late 00s. And to help this transition, Paddy’s sent a film crew to a new mindfulness centre helping Reds get their heads around it. You can watch it in full below.
So, no, it’s not a disgrace that they got pumped 4-1 by Manchester City or 4-0 by Liverpool, it’s to be completely accepted because they are good teams and United just aren’t anymore.
It’s about dragging Red Devils followers out of the 90s and into the 20s. Oasis and the Spice Girls are not at the top of the charts, Freddos are certainly not 10p anymore.
Instead of expecting the team to get better, just lower you expectations.
Laugh all you want at The Spice Boys of ’96 and their white suits but that’s where Man United are now. What next? Joint managers?!
It’s a tough, lengthy process but the centre’s work is not done if anyone leaves the room still thinking United are a good side. There’s a foolproof way to change that, though, any deluded Reds are forced to watch Everton 1-0 Man Utd six more times.
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