The Scottish Football Association has granted Celtic boss Ange Postecoglou permission to kick Rangers counterpart Giovanni van Bronckhorst ‘up the arse’ with an oversized boot following the Hoops’ Old Firm victory on Wednesday night.
Their pair had entered into a pre-match agreement whereby the losing party would be subjected to a forfeit of the winner’s choosing.
A Rangers victory at Celtic Park would have seen Postecoglu kicked on the buttocks by Van Bronckhorst with an oversized wooden clog.
However, with Celtic strolling to a 3-0 win over their Glasgow rivals, Postecoglou has been granted special dispensation by the SFA to kick the Dutchman where the sun doesn’t shine.
‘Booting is one of Australia’s proudest traditions’, Postecoglou told Paddy Power News.
‘For centuries, we Aussies have settled all manner of disputes with a good old fashioned arse kicking’.
When asked if he believed the Rangers boss would honour the agreement, the 56-year-old said:
‘Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence!’
‘Besides, Gio text me after the game last night and promised to take his booting like a man’.
It’s understood Van Bronckhorst will be kicked up the arse on the pitch before Celtic’s next home game against Raith Rovers on Feb 13th.
Meanwhile, the ‘Queen of Rock & Roll’ Tina Turner has threatened to pull all her music from Spotify following Rangers’ 3-0 Old Firm defeat.
The 82-year-old was said to be furious at referee Bobby Madden’s decision not to stop play for a head clash when Joe Aribo and Calvin Bassey collided in the build-up to Reo Hatate opening goal.
‘The SFA, the Daily Record, the Bush Administration… they’re all in on this’, tweeted the 82-year-old Simply the Best singer.
‘Rod Stewart better stay out of my way at the next Grammys’, she added.
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