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El Loco’s bucket will flip now that the highly detailed accounts of recent events at United’s Carrington training ground have leaked – but what did his agents spot…
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 08:43
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer arrives, sweeps a parking spot with yard brush and polishes “Sir Alex Ferguson” name plaque.
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 09:14
Phonecall received by Solskjaer’s office phone from international number:
Solskjaer: “Paul’s not coming to training today?”
Caller: “That’s right. He has a very pressing Instagram post to make and a Zoom call with myself scheduled where we’ll laugh solidly for 45 minutes at you and how much money this club has given us.”
Solskjaer: “Okay… well, just so you know, I’m very disappointed with this and will ensure Paul’s skipped the next time it’s his turn to play the pre-match music in the changing rooms, just so you know…”
Caller: “Is that so? We’ll remember this insult during contract talks…”
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 10:34
Drone footage shows United working on defending set-pieces – their own. Just four attacking players in the box with six stretched across the halfway line prepared for a counter. However, repeated confusion as to who will track the breaking attacker leads to several chances.
Man United's defense before Demba Ba's goal ? pic.twitter.com/t6yC6zmnNI
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) November 4, 2020
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 11:18
Goalkeepers training separately. Routine consists of De Gea and Henderson diving and lunging at one another, no ball-handling. Pair separated by Maguire using techniques clearly learned from Greek police.
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 12:35
Team gathers on training pitch at the end of the session where the manager appears to organise a whip around for “Paul’s Christmas present” saying “he could really do with a pick me up after the year he’s had.”
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 14:46
Car arrives to empty training ground. Phil Jones, Jesse Lingard and Sergio Romero emerge and have a kickabout before security guard appears and tells them to shove off.
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 15:59
Tracking of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s internet browsing history reveals the manager autoplaying United’s 98/99 season review video over and over, only interrupted by afternoon stints of playing Football Manager where Solskjaer trials tactics for their Thursday clash with Sheffield United.
Tuesday, Dec 15th, 18:50
Solskjaer leaves the training complex, while chief exec Ed Woodward opens a spreadsheet to add the signing of an official toilet seat partner for the greater Beijing region to the list of United sponsors.
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