We’ve all been there. When you’re just bursting beyond belief and you can’t hold it in any longer. ‘Let he who’s never pissed themselves cast the first stone’, goes that famous saying.
But Max Crocombe took ‘taking the piss’ to a new level today. The Salford City keeper, after being warned by the steward twice not to do it, couldn’t help himself and proceeded to have a teddy tinkle on the side of the stand while play went on against Bradford Park Avenue.
That was in the 87th minute. 87 minute mate! We’re just assuming the fourth official put up 25 minutes of added time and he freaked.
Salford were surpsingly the first to break the news on Twitter, innocently having no clue what their shot-stopper had done.
88: Red Card! Crocombe see red for something off the ball. No one has a clue what has happened. 1-2
— Salford City FC (@SalfordCityFC) October 28, 2017
Bradford Park Avenue were just as surprised, but then revealed all to everyone.
86' – RED CARD! This is bizarre. Salford goalkeeper Max Crocombe has been dismissed and no one knows why… #greenarmy (1-2)
— Bradford (Park Avenue) AFC (@BPAFCOfficial) October 28, 2017
87' – We can confirm that Crocombe has been sent off for urinating during the game. We are not joking. #greenarmy (1-2)
— Bradford (Park Avenue) AFC (@BPAFCOfficial) October 28, 2017
Can only imagine he’s going to be called in to he office and given a severe telling off by Giggs, the Nevilles, Scholes and Nick Butt. He has apologised on Twitter already lads so go easy on him.
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