What does Arsene Wenger, a giraffe and Hitler all have in common? Absolutely f*ck all.
Except, that they all got a mention in the exceptionally hard hitting quickfire questions we put to our ambassadors Emmanuel Petit, Paul Ince and Craig Bellamy.
Who’s in love with Jon Snow? Who’s a scampi fries man? And most importantly, what product does the pondering Petit use to get those flowing locks?
All the questions you’ve ever wanted answers to are right here: