Things that have happened since Manchester United have been in sixth place

Things that have happened since Manchester United have been stuck in sixth place

They've been stuck in sixth since November 2016, and a lot has changed since then.

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It has been a frustrating few months for Manchester United. Despite the fact they are on their longest unbeaten run since Sir Alex Fergusons retirement – 16 games unbeaten, the biggest streak in any of Europe’s top five leagues – they are only just out of sixth place.

Since November 6th, where they beat Swansea 3-1, they have been sat in sixth place of the Premier League. A lot has changed since then, and we’ve decided to write Jose a list to get him up to speed.

  • Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America
  • Donald Trump was inaugurated
  • Donald Trump has confirmed he is a nutcase
  • Trainspotting 2 was released in cinemas, 20 years after the first film
  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic hit 20 goals for United, the first player to do so since Robin van Persie
  • Coleen Nolan won Celebrity Big Brother
  • We, er, started a whole new year
  • Paul Pogba got his own emoji
  • Mega popstar George Michael passed away on Christmas Day
  • A new series of Coach Trip started, they’re on the way to Marbella
  • Toblerone announced the down-sizing of their triangles
  • Liverpool’s title odds went from as short as 4/1 to 55/1 as of this weekend
  • The new 50 Shades came out, and Mum’s across the planet were overjoyed
  • Brexit still hasn’t happened, and no one really has a clue when it will
  • A biblical figure is keeping Sergio Aguero out of the Manchester City team
  • Jurgen Klopp is without a league win in 2017
  • Leicester have gone from really good, to really sh*t
  • Arsenal fans dedicated a banner to Alexis Sanchez’s dogs
  • Anthony Joshua battered another bloke
  • Steven Gerrard landed a coaching job at Liverpool
  • Antonio Valencia still hasn’t smiled
  • Drake announced he is in a relationship with superstar J-Lo
  • Andy Carroll scored an unbelievable bicycle kick
  • So did Olivier Giroud
  • So did Henrikh Mkhitaryan
  • New England Patriots came from behind to win the Superbowl
  • No one likes Mrs Brown’s Boys (still)
  • A Wotsit that looks like Harambe sold for $99,000 on eBay
  • Roger Federer won his 18th Grand Slam title
  • Beyonce announced that she’s having twins, and everyone really lost their sh*t
  • Danny Welbeck returned to football
  • Salt Bae meme was unearthed
  • U2 announced some gigs, and getting a ticket for them was as rare as finding rocking horse sh*t
  • Arsenal did an Arsenal, and look to have thrown away the title
  • David Beckham got into a spot of bother, and used the ‘c-word’ in an email
  • Steve McClaren still hasn’t shaved that little patch
  • Liverpool fans held up a “Believerpool”  banner at a game
  • Annie Power was ruled out of this year’s Cheltenham Festival
  • Wayne Rooney beat Sir Bobby Charlton’s goalscoring record
  • Someone changed the Hollywood sign to say Hollyweed
  • Liam Gallagher announced he is going solo (and did loads of great tweets)
  • KFC made a pizza with fried chicken crust
  • Loads more stuff…

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