Yesterday’s 4-0 hammering at Stamford Bridge was Jose Mourinho’s worst ever Premier League defeat. It was the greatest loss Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been involved in since 2000, and the worst result of Paul Pogba’s entire career.
If those stats aren’t enough to reduce a United fan to tears, you only have to think back to the memory of Victor Moses carving up The Red Devils on Sunday like a dry seasonal turkey.
At least today is a new day, and a special day at that. It’s Wayne Rooney’s 31st birthday, and to celebrate we’ve brought you the opportunity to swipe left or right on who you would rather have in your football team.