FPL team names: Paddy’s ultimate list for 2023/24 Fantasy Premier League

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John McGinn


The return of the Premier League means one thing… coming up with a funny FPL team name for the new season!

If, like most players of the game, you can’t be bothered to spend the time workshopping an original title for your side then don’t sweat it as Paddy’s tasked us with compiling a pretty exhaustive list.

One Size Fitz Hall. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels. Ctrl, Alt, De Laet. All classics and you’ll find some more of those plus a few up-to-date references below.

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If you’re feeling really unoriginal then let’s start with a string of classics to kick things off…

Delph & Safety
Ederson Volleys
Enter Shaqiri
Game Of Throw-Ins
Gangsters Allardyce
Giroud Awakening
Khedira Pin Drop
Lads on Toure
Lallanas in Pyjamas
Le Saux Solid Crew
Murder On Zidane’s Floor
Pique Blinders
Pjanic at the Disco

Sam Allardyce

You want to keep things current, yeah? Well, here’s a load of FPL team names based on players plying their trade in the Premier League…

Alisson Wonderland
Ake Breaky Heart
Berge King
Botman and Robin
Boys in Dahoud
Cancelo Culture
Champs Olise
Chilli con Cairney
Clyne of Duty
Cobra Kai Havertz
Come Digne With Mee
Earth, Wind & Maguire
Flying Without Ings
Game of Stones
Garnacho Libre
Haaland Oates
Hakuna Mateta
Hanging By A Fred
Haven’t Jota Clue
Hotel? Thiago
I’m Sorry Nic Jackson
I’m Yellin’ Timber!
Joao Talkin’ To Me
Kepa Clean Sheet
Krafth Beer
Major League Saka
Mbeumo No.5
McGinn and Tonic
Minority Laporte
Netflix and Chilwell
Not Isakly Sure
Onana What’s My Name
Paqueta Crisps
Shaw Thing
Sound of the Lloris
Stranger Mings
Surely Bassey
Targett Practice
Tarkowsky and Hutch
The Konate Kid
Uptown Dunk
White Lightning
Willian Dollar Baby

Willian, Fulham, April 2023

Fancy yourself as a proper manager, huh? Here’s some boss-based puns to consider…

Ange Management
Backstreet Moyes
Klopps and Robbers
Silva Lining
The Secret Life of Pep
Thomas the Frank Engine

…and that’s your lot! If these aren’t good enough then enjoy coming up with your own…

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