It’s never easy being an Everton fan but it must be unbearable at the moment.
With Liverpool winning yet another trophy on Saturday, beating Chelsea on penalties at Wembley in the FA Cup final, Toffees are running for cover.
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Not only are they still fighting relegation from the Premier League, but their cross-town rivals are still in the title race and have yet another Champions League final to look forward to.
With an unprecedented quadruple on the cards, all this can only mean one thing – it’s time for an emergency meeting of the Everton Support Group…
With Liverpool going for their second trophy of the season, the Everton fan group are taking no chances…
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In another intense session, Bluenoses discuss the best way to deal with Liverpool adding to their already overflowing trophy cabinet.
Places to avoid are covered and it turns out that, well, it’s everywhere, really.
But Kopites can still rub it in from the comfort of your own front room. No bother, smash up your modems, swallow your sim cards and thrown your phone into the Mersey.
And, if all else fails, there’s just one more drastic step that can be taken – faking your own death and starting a new life.
Still, at least you don’t have to support Everton if you choose this option.
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