Roll up, roll up, come and behold the audacious European Super Circus! Witness Florentino’s incredible tight-rope walk, Red Ed’s disappearing act and stinky Stan’s snake charming.
That’s right, after the circus surrounding the failed European Super League, Paddy presents some of the world-famous ringleaders of the scheme as the clowns they are. And, if you’re in the Manchester area you can head down and see it.
But be quick, the European Super Circus won’t be around for long.
The ESL was planned by a load of wealthy idiots, but now that’s a thing of the past, what do they do next? Join the circus, naturally. Our European Super Circus ad features Ed Woodward the clown, Daniel Levy the green-eyed monster and Florentino Perez the snake handler.
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We couldn’t work out who to make Dumbo because, frankly, the competition was too fierce. But we’ve all marvelled at the dirty dozen’s exploits – the only question is what whacky scheme will they think of next?
The elaborate ESL ruse involved suddenly running away and starting their own private party. And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for the pesky fans, pundits, TV companies, media, worldwide backlash and the spineless clubs actually involved in the grubby little affair. It really was an elaborate real juggling act with thrills and spills from start to end.
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