Peter Crouch, eh? Footballer, beanpole, podcaster, former virgin, and now jockey.
Yes, you read that right. Here at Paddy Power we’ve only gone and made the lanky b*stard don some silks and throw his leg over a thoroughbred racehorse.
Why? Well, just because. He’s our brand ambassador now, so we can pretty much make him do whatever we want.
And anyway, who wouldn’t want to see a seven-foot-six ex-England international footballer jumping aboard one of the very few beasts we could find that was big enough to accommodate him.
As they say on the internet: #scenes.
To be fair to the big lad, he was a great sport for giving it a go at Windsor racecourse, where he was joined by racing legend Ruby Walsh and professional ne’er-do-well of this parish, Patrick Power.
As you can see, however, it wasn’t all plain sailing for Crouchie.
Find a full range of Cheltenham Festival odds over on paddypower.comWe’ve signed Peter Crouch as our new Brand Ambassador.
Now we just need some good ideas… pic.twitter.com/g38oXkibAp
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 9, 2020