We were all rocked back on our heels and forced to inspect our very reasons for existing recently when Marky Mark Wahlberg, actor and de facto leader of The Funky Bunch revealed his full daily routine.
Starting with a 2.30am wake up, it included such nonsense as praying, turkey burgers, ‘family time’ and bedtime at 7.30pm – before the midweek football kicks off. The idiot.
But who is football’s version of the high-powered, high-achieving, all-action Marky Mark? Why it’s James Milner of course.
Fortunately, we’ve been able to get our hands on the Liverpool star’s daily routine and it’s just as powerful as you’d expect:
