INTERACTIVE: How much are you worth in today’s transfer market?

Ever wondered how much you would sell for in today's crazy world of eye-watering transfer fees?

If Neymar Jnr is worth £200,000,000, Virgil van Dijk is worth £75,000,000 and even Theo Walcott is worth £20,000,000, then surely football has reached the stage where EVERYBODY (no matter how fat, old or shite they are) has got some sort of nominal transfer value.

We’ve massaged the figures, spoken to nutritionalists, sports psychologists, agents and data analysts and come up with a very clever algorithm which will calculate anybody’s transfer value.

It actually bloody works!!!

Simply answer the 6 questions below to find out how much you are worth in today’s market!