Taking the piss! Salford City keeper gets bizarre marching orders

When you got to go, you got to go……right?


We’ve all been there. When you’re just bursting beyond belief and you can’t hold it in any longer. ‘Let he who’s never pissed themselves cast the first stone’, goes that famous saying.

But Max Crocombe took ‘taking the piss’ to a new level today. The Salford City keeper, after being warned by the steward twice not to do it, couldn’t help himself and proceeded to have a teddy tinkle on the side of the stand while play went on against Bradford Park Avenue.

That was in the 87th minute. 87 minute mate! We’re just assuming the fourth official put up 25 minutes of added time and he freaked.

Salford were surpsingly the first to break the news on Twitter, innocently having no clue what their shot-stopper had done.

Bradford Park Avenue were just as surprised, but then revealed all to everyone.

Can only imagine he’s going to be called in to he office and given a severe telling off by Giggs, the Nevilles, Scholes and Nick Butt. He has apologised on Twitter already lads so go easy on him.

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