It has been a frustrating few months for Manchester United. Despite the fact they are on their longest unbeaten run since Sir Alex Fergusons retirement – 16 games unbeaten, the biggest streak in any of Europe’s top five leagues – they are only just out of sixth place.
Since November 6th, where they beat Swansea 3-1, they have been sat in sixth place of the Premier League. A lot has changed since then, and we’ve decided to write Jose a list to get him up to speed.
- Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America
- Donald Trump was inaugurated
- Donald Trump has confirmed he is a nutcase
- Trainspotting 2 was released in cinemas, 20 years after the first film
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic hit 20 goals for United, the first player to do so since Robin van Persie
- Coleen Nolan won Celebrity Big Brother
- We, er, started a whole new year
- Paul Pogba got his own emoji
- Mega popstar George Michael passed away on Christmas Day
- A new series of Coach Trip started, they’re on the way to Marbella
- Toblerone announced the down-sizing of their triangles
- Liverpool’s title odds went from as short as 4/1 to 55/1 as of this weekend
- The new 50 Shades came out, and Mum’s across the planet were overjoyed
- Brexit still hasn’t happened, and no one really has a clue when it will
- A biblical figure is keeping Sergio Aguero out of the Manchester City team
- Jurgen Klopp is without a league win in 2017
- Leicester have gone from really good, to really sh*t
- Arsenal fans dedicated a banner to Alexis Sanchez’s dogs
- Anthony Joshua battered another bloke
- Steven Gerrard landed a coaching job at Liverpool
- Antonio Valencia still hasn’t smiled
- Drake announced he is in a relationship with superstar J-Lo
- Andy Carroll scored an unbelievable bicycle kick
- So did Olivier Giroud
- So did Henrikh Mkhitaryan
- New England Patriots came from behind to win the Superbowl
- No one likes Mrs Brown’s Boys (still)
- A Wotsit that looks like Harambe sold for $99,000 on eBay
- Roger Federer won his 18th Grand Slam title
- Beyonce announced that she’s having twins, and everyone really lost their sh*t
- Danny Welbeck returned to football
- Salt Bae meme was unearthed
- U2 announced some gigs, and getting a ticket for them was as rare as finding rocking horse sh*t
- Arsenal did an Arsenal, and look to have thrown away the title
- David Beckham got into a spot of bother, and used the ‘c-word’ in an email
- Steve McClaren still hasn’t shaved that little patch
- Liverpool fans held up a “Believerpool” banner at a game
- Annie Power was ruled out of this year’s Cheltenham Festival
- Wayne Rooney beat Sir Bobby Charlton’s goalscoring record
- Someone changed the Hollywood sign to say Hollyweed
- Liam Gallagher announced he is going solo (and did loads of great tweets)
- KFC made a pizza with fried chicken crust
- Loads more stuff…