Things that have happened since Manchester United have been stuck in sixth place

They've been stuck in sixth since November 2016, and a lot has changed since then.

It has been a frustrating few months for Manchester United. Despite the fact they are on their longest unbeaten run since Sir Alex Fergusons retirement – 16 games unbeaten, the biggest streak in any of Europe’s top five leagues – they are only just out of sixth place.

Since November 6th, where they beat Swansea 3-1, they have been sat in sixth place of the Premier League. A lot has changed since then, and we’ve decided to write Jose a list to get him up to speed.

  • Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America
  • Donald Trump was inaugurated
  • Donald Trump has confirmed he is a nutcase
  • Trainspotting 2 was released in cinemas, 20 years after the first film
  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic hit 20 goals for United, the first player to do so since Robin van Persie
  • Coleen Nolan won Celebrity Big Brother
  • We, er, started a whole new year
  • Paul Pogba got his own emoji
  • Mega popstar George Michael passed away on Christmas Day
  • A new series of Coach Trip started, they’re on the way to Marbella
  • Toblerone announced the down-sizing of their triangles
  • Liverpool’s title odds went from as short as 4/1 to 55/1 as of this weekend
  • The new 50 Shades came out, and Mum’s across the planet were overjoyed
  • Brexit still hasn’t happened, and no one really has a clue when it will
  • A biblical figure is keeping Sergio Aguero out of the Manchester City team
  • Jurgen Klopp is without a league win in 2017
  • Leicester have gone from really good, to really sh*t
  • Arsenal fans dedicated a banner to Alexis Sanchez’s dogs
  • Anthony Joshua battered another bloke
  • Steven Gerrard landed a coaching job at Liverpool
  • Antonio Valencia still hasn’t smiled
  • Drake announced he is in a relationship with superstar J-Lo
  • Andy Carroll scored an unbelievable bicycle kick
  • So did Olivier Giroud
  • So did Henrikh Mkhitaryan
  • New England Patriots came from behind to win the Superbowl
  • No one likes Mrs Brown’s Boys (still)
  • A Wotsit that looks like Harambe sold for $99,000 on eBay
  • Roger Federer won his 18th Grand Slam title
  • Beyonce announced that she’s having twins, and everyone really lost their sh*t
  • Danny Welbeck returned to football
  • Salt Bae meme was unearthed
  • U2 announced some gigs, and getting a ticket for them was as rare as finding rocking horse sh*t
  • Arsenal did an Arsenal, and look to have thrown away the title
  • David Beckham got into a spot of bother, and used the ‘c-word’ in an email
  • Steve McClaren still hasn’t shaved that little patch
  • Liverpool fans held up a “Believerpool”  banner at a game
  • Annie Power was ruled out of this year’s Cheltenham Festival
  • Wayne Rooney beat Sir Bobby Charlton’s goalscoring record
  • Someone changed the Hollywood sign to say Hollyweed
  • Liam Gallagher announced he is going solo (and did loads of great tweets)
  • KFC made a pizza with fried chicken crust
  • Loads more stuff…

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