Transfer Deadline Day – Chinese whispers, Car windows & Jim White..

Transfer Deadline Day has arrived, and we've got some specials for you...

Some things are guaranteed on Transfer Deadline Day – a Jim White cliché, a signing announced the following morning, and Sunderland swooping for an Everton player.

We have priced up various TDD specials to help punters get through what could be an otherwise slow-moving day.

They include a market on which players will sign for a Chinese club on TDD – with Ashley Young the 6/1 favourite, ahead of Diego Costa, Robbie Keane and Frank Lampard (all 8/1), and Wayne Rooney (16/1).

Other specials include Harry Redknapp to be interviewed live on Sky Sports (5/2), a player to fail a medical on TDD (3/1), a Premier League club to spend more than £30million on a teenager (10/1), and Saido Berahino to tweet about Jeremy Peace (33/1),

The mischievous bookie has also poked fun at self-anointed TDD star man, Sky Sports anchor Jim White, with a market on which cliché he’ll come out with first – The clock is ticking favourite at 11/8.

Spokesperson Paddy Power said: “Transfer Deadline Day can feel a bit like you’re sat at an airport waiting for a delayed flight – you seem the same faces roll by constantly until, eventually, the time comes for you to escape this torture.

“And yet we call can’t resist the ‘magic’ of the day. A lot of that is the marvel that is Jim White, who could inject excitement into the posting of a letter.”

5/2         Harry Redknapp to be interviewed live on Sky on TDD
3/1         A player to fail a medical at an EPL club on TDD
10/1       Any EPL club to spend £30million+ on a teenager on TDD
12/1       All EPL clubs to make a signing on TDD (including loans)
66/1       Any EPL manager to be sacked on TDD
66/1       World transfer record broken

6/1         Ashley Young
8/1         Diego Costa
8/1         Robbie Keane
8/1         Frank Lampard
10/1       Christian Benteke
16/1       Wayne Rooney
100/1     Any EPL referee

11/8       The clock is ticking
21/10     Thanks Natalie
5/1         A Sky Sports exclusive
6/1         This just in
8/1         Sky sources have informed me
14/1       Hold on to your hats
14/1       We can now reveal

What do you think?