Though we know the pain, as long as it happens to someone else, the sight of a man doubled over in desperate agony after being hit in the crown jewels will never stop being funny.
Add in a furry costume, a hyped crowd, and a powerful cannon launching projectiles at a high velocity, and my god we just cannot stop laughing at the poor guy in the mascot gear at a recent Colorado college football game.
Brace yourself…
Don’t cock it up! Bet with PaddyPower.com todayThe T-shirt! His groin! It works on so many levels! pic.twitter.com/L5vroxY2sm
— Dan Lucero (@danluceroshow) September 19, 2018
Oooof. Chip the Buffalo’s stud fees – not just his balls – took a battering there.
Happily for the flattened fuzzball, though his crotch may have been pancaked, medical staff at the game uncrumpled the shell of a being left behind by the catastrophe. Like a pro, he even managed to wave through the pain as he was carted away.
My view of @Chipthebuffalo being carted off the field. I heard a loud bang and saw Chip down. Seems like a malfunction with the t-shirt cannon pic.twitter.com/GIq2P1VTXG
— SilverBuff (@silver_buff) September 16, 2018
He’s okay kids!
And, showing a dedication to his art beyond the call of duty, he was back on the sidelines later in the game.
I’m good guys! Thanks for all the love ❤️ pic.twitter.com/VK9vKm8xvM
— Chip the Buffalo (@Chipthebuffalo) September 15, 2018
It takes more than than a t-shirt gun to castrate this ballsy bullock.
What a hero.
*No animals were harmed in the making of this post, it was just a guy in a suit
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