I’ll drink to that! Paddy reacts to coffee-gate with hot drink offer of his own

Faecal matter in coffee? At least we can see the funny side...

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OK, so we’re all agreed coffee shops and faeces don’t go hand-in-hand – but at least the lads in our shops are seeing the funny side.

Coffee shop-lovers were left with a bad taste in their mouth this morning, after a report revealed that faeces had reportedly been found at several major High Street coffee chains. Tasty!

Sh*t, right?

Well at least Paddy Power can guarantee you a decent cup of coffee – one of the high street bookmakers longest traditions.

Our marketing department necked three Espresso’s and reacted quickly to this morning’s news by installing signage at one of its conveniently located London shops, that reads:

DON’T GAMBLE NEXT DOOR

WE WON’T SH*T IN YOUR COFFEE

The news comes as a Watchdog report on the investigation airs tonight.

Paddy Power said:

“It was obviously pretty sh*tty news to wake up to, but fortunately our marketing team were full of (coffee) beans this morning and decided to promote our free coffee in shop.

We’re hopeful people will see the funny side – if not I’m sure we can sort it out over a cup of coffee.”

What do you think?