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Michael van Gerwen: I want to knock Anderson out, he’d do the same to me
Gary Anderson: I’m ready for a cracking contest between me Michael van Gerwen
Timeform: These three picks are what you should be on for Sunday’s action
Glenn Murray has been quiet. To be fair, he probably spent his morning doing a bit of plumbing, cash in hand, so he's bound to be tired.
As Paddy gears up to play Raymond van Barneveld, he gets a lesson from the world number 1, MVG. And a green mohawk, of courseâ¦
Michael van Gerwen: That performance against Chisnall was the total package
Daryl Gurney: If that bull didn’t go in I’d probably have got beaten
Mensur Suljovic: It’s very special for me to beat the World champion
Virgil van Dijk is coming off for Liverpool. Appears to have a rib injury. Liverpool supporters now.
When you go into TK Maxx with just a tenner, but come out with an absolutely cracking haul.
Dave Chisnall: It’s a hard group, but I believe I can get out of it
Daryl Gurney: I really like being the underdog in games
Rob Cross: Things were a little alien for me, but I’m ready for big wins now
Chelsea win in Greece, and Álvaro Morata can now add the Europa League to the list of competitions he looks absolutely shite in.
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